(Hollywood) Chuck Norris has been selected to take over the lead role of Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. Norris has already refused to shave for the role.
The switch was made after Robert Pattinson was given the boot following his surprise marriage with Taylor Lautner who played the werewolf Jacob Black in the famous movie series. Both Pattinson and Lautner have been charged with breach of contract and will be defending a lawsuit against their action. The gay relationship had never surfaced until a group of Chinese tourists spotted Pattinson and Lautner making out on a deserted Thai beach.
A replacement for Lautner has not yet been named. However, there is ongoing speculation that Eddie Murphy or Rob Schneider may take over the role of Jacob Black. Some Hollywood analysts believe that Murphy is a more likely candidate due to the character’s name.
Pattinson claimed that constantly playing a semi-gay 200-year old vampire dating a characterless teenage girl made him realize he was not straight. Lautner, however, is already known for his past relationship with Ashton Kutcher.
Mark Morgan and Karen Rosenfelt, former producers of the series, have taken up the negotiations with Norris to ensure that he shaves before the shooting starts by the end of the year.
On the other hand, writer-director, Quentin Tarantino, who recently got nominated against his own will to direct Twilight 6, is reportedly admitted in the hospital. Properganda correspondent, Nadia investigated the occurrence and found out that Tarantino had a mild form of a nervous breakdown. Close friends of the critically acclaimed writer attribute his breakdown to his nomination for Twilight 6.
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