PTA DECIDES TO BAN INTERNET

(Islamabad) The Pakistan Telecommunications Authority has decided to ban the internet in Pakistan. The decision was based on massive inconvenience caused by individually banning every other website for no reason.

In an interview by Properganda correspondent, Nadia, Chairman PTA Dr. Syed Ismail Shah said that the department was facing grave concerns with tapping all the individual websites it was constantly blocking. “The logs and information was getting too complicated to handle. We do not have the number of staff required to constantly monitor suspicious websites. Therefore, we at PTA decided to ban the whole internet once and for all,” Shah said.

Maulana Fazal ur Rehman of Muttahida Majlis-e-Amal, voiced his party’s full support for the ban and claimed that the decision is for the best interest of the nation against immoral and over-educating material on the web.